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pamplemice:

Vampire bats!Macelle
Inspired by this prompt-fill by Bad-faery.  I know Bad-faery wrote that vampire!Belle and vampire!Joseph cannot turn into bats, but cartoon bats are one of my favorite things to draw, so I just could not resist.

Awwwwww!  Look at bat!Belle’s pretty blue eyes!  And she has her wing around him, and he’s just all flushed and happy, and this is the cutest thing ever!
I think our friendly neighborhood mad scientist Whale should be able to conjure up a potion to turn them into bats for awhile…

pamplemice:

Vampire bats!Macelle

Inspired by this prompt-fill by Bad-faery.  I know Bad-faery wrote that vampire!Belle and vampire!Joseph cannot turn into bats, but cartoon bats are one of my favorite things to draw, so I just could not resist.

Awwwwww!  Look at bat!Belle’s pretty blue eyes!  And she has her wing around him, and he’s just all flushed and happy, and this is the cutest thing ever!

I think our friendly neighborhood mad scientist Whale should be able to conjure up a potion to turn them into bats for awhile…

Nor Iron Bars a Cage- Epilogue

Lost prompted: She won’t let him leave the bed.

The Dark One crept through the corridors of his castle, placing his feet so as to move soundlessly as he cut through the air, his presence undetectable to any mere mortal senses.

“Rumpelstiltskin!”

Belle appeared at the other end of the hallway, her arms folded and a most unamused expression on her face. Huffing, she stalked closer, taking his arm so he could lean on her since he’d forgone his cane in the interest of sneaking around. “What is our rule about getting out of bed?” she asked, her movements careful so she didn’t jar his still aching head as she escorted him back to the bedroom, giving him no choice but to get back into bed.

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gepardo asked: vamp!Macelle: They watch a vampire movie?

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen wasn’t a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, but Belle liked the literary references, so he stopped switching channels when he stumbled across it, tossing the remote onto the coffee table. 

“I still don’t know why Tom Sawyer is in this,” she complained, leaning against his shoulder.  “Every other character comes from British literature.  He wasn’t in the graphic novel.”

Joseph had more pressing concerns than the rogue American.  “Can we do that?” he asked as Mina Harker transformed into a flock of bats.

“Not as far as I know,” she said lazily, and he nodded, frowning.  “What’s wrong, baby?”

“I just thought it might be fun.  Flying.”  He didn’t care for heights, but he’d had flying dreams before, and it might be wonderful to do it for real.  He was certain he wouldn’t be frightened if Belle was with him.  Flying seemed impossible, but a year ago, Joseph would have said that vampires didn’t exist, and now he was one.  His definition of ‘impossible’ had changed quite a bit.

“Is that something you want?” she pressed, and he nodded, feeling a little silly.  There was no point in wishing for things that were impossible, but Belle hummed thoughtfully.

“I have a friend who’s a bit of a mad scientist,” she told him.  “Maybe he can invent something that would let us fly.  Would you like that, baby?”

“Very much,” he nodded, and she snuggled closer, leaning up to kiss his cheek.  Even if her friend couldn’t think of anything for them, it wouldn’t matter.  His feet hadn’t touched the ground since the night he met Belle.

dreams-love-magic asked: Oh! Speaking of Bullets, whatever happened to Belle's feather? Does he still keep it even after she found it?

The feather looked even more battered once he retrieved it from where it had gotten lost in the quilts, and Gold ran it through his fingers to straighten it, a faint smile on his face as he shivered with the memory of how his little Belle had teased him with it. If the feather hadn’t already been his most prized possession, it certainly would be after that.

If he kept carrying it with him, it was sure to be lost or destroyed, so he looked around the cabin for a safe place to keep it.  His gaze lit on Belle’s bookshelves, and he placed it reverently on the highest one where it would be safe.  It had brought him more than luck; it had brought him Belle, and it deserved a place of honor

Anyone have any vamp!Macelle prompts? I’m feeling a little blocked right now.

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Anonymous asked: Hi! I was just rereading Tune of Bullets(for the 50th time I love it so much) and I was wondering, whatever did Gold do with Clary's horse after he won it from the poker game?

He sold it and put the money toward buying presents for Belle.  He took a perverse satisfaction in doing it too. 

Anonymous asked: Here is your Bobby word association game. Please write the first word you think of when you see the following words. 1. Plunkett 2. Gold 3. Rush 4. Joseph 5. Danny

1. Plunkett- Honor

2. Gold-Smirk

3. Rush- Stress

4. Joseph- Snuggle

5. Danny- Squirt

thestraggletag replied to your post: Is he flirting or trying to make a sale? An epic…

Pushing aside the Lachlan feels… let’s go with flirting. I doubt someone at farmer’s market comes on to all female clients to sell some tomatoes. He cute?

Very pretty grey eyes.

He’s a glassblower and gave me his card, telling me that he could make me anything I wanted. So… even at worst I can still get some new jewelry out of this.